100 Rules of RPGs
1.Crispin Freeman is in here somewhere, find him!
2. Don't fuck with the chickens.
3. If it's cute, it will kick your ass.
4. Cats, there will be one.
5. The bigger the tits are, the more the woman lies.
6. You will overcome your rival.
7. The less bits, the better the music.
8. Someone has a sister/brother/mother/father complex.
9. There will be Mary-Sues.
10. Either you'll get laid, or the girl of your dreams will get shanked.
11. God's an ass.
12. You can survive all falls, just roll.
13. So what if the water is only knee-deep? You can't swim!
14. Your ride can change completely depending on the color.
15. Beware of sequels.
16. Gender-benders exist, and chances are they will kick your ass.
17. Someone will fight a family member.
18. "I just died in your arms tonight~!"
19. If you glow, chances are you're genetically enhanced.
20. Never trust a Wise Man.
21. Soldier A will always die. It's the same as the Red Shirt Rule.
22. If you can't go on, talk to everyone.